veni vidi vici

snlofficial:

this is how things should go

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choosechoice:

Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them - the results are moving.

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kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

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hatrickstump:

today in history class we had this easy quiz and the question was who is the vice president and i raised my hand to say joe biden but i accidentally said joe jonas 

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Unf

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gallifrey-feels:

YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.

I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?

STOP COMPLAINING. 

#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW

When you think about it, this explains Hermione.

Reblogging for that last comment

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bloody-h-e-l-l:

Post Deathly Hallows.  [ credit: x / x ]

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fitnessfoodfabulous:

So like a lot of you know I have to take medication daily for my bipolar disorder. Now that I have the flu I also have been taking Nyquil. The combination are giving me the weirdest dreams. I just woke up from a dream where I was pregnant with leonardo dicaprios baby but it was actually a demon goat and the Leo was yelling at me and blaming me that hes never won an award. 

Idk if its the fever or the meds but im afraid to go back to sleep now. 

I can’t breathe

coffeeandklonopin:

OH. MY. GOD.

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thedisembowelist:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire people from tumblr to do commercials

Want times infinity

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vriksaserket:

if ur ever sexting just send them this gif

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Omg

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thevices:

Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you.

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